Waited in a queue for 4 hours to audition for Star Wars.
Guy asked me to tell him something interesting about myself and I replied, aw fuck.
Didn’t seem to be what they were looking for.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone.
Johnny Cash photographed by Jan Olofsson, c. 1966
i’ve been laughing at this for the past few hours
i have seen the light
I CANT BREATHE
- me: i want the thing
- someone: i'll buy you the thing
- me: nonono i can't let you do that
"All twelve of them!"
"No, sir. Thirteen.”